Letter from the Publisher:

I happen to have some extra time on my hands, so I’ve been catching up on some reading. Today, I bring you “The Funny Thing About Retiring.”

Retirement, as it turns out, is not

always the peaceful, slow-motion glide into the promised land of relaxation we were promised. It’s more like waking up on a Tuesday, realizing you don’t know what day it is anymore and still somehow being late for nothing imp…