Lines, lines, everywhere there’s lines

Nate the PMT posing with his Titan PowerLiner 850 line sprayer machine and pails of paint.

Nate the PMT posing with his Titan PowerLiner 850 line sprayer machine and pails of paint.

The author enjoying a fine sunny afternoon practicing his field sobriety test moves on the recently perfectly painted lines.

The author enjoying a fine sunny afternoon practicing his field sobriety test moves on the recently perfectly painted lines.

Lines, lines, everywhere there’s lines

Lines, lines, everywhere there’s lines

A few Sundays ago there was a line painting guy in town, redoing the parking spaces on Third Street.

You know me, I had to investigate, or uh, interrogate the poor guy. It turns out the gentleman’s name is Nate Carlson, and he lives in Grafton. Well, well — Diane and I own radio stations in Grafton, have business associates and family over there. I continued to dig. After my relentless questioning,…