Stupid things I won’t do again, part 2

I have always been fascinated by airplanes, helicopters, rockets and anything that flies. Years ago in another radio market far, far away, we had an advertiser who owned a flight school. He couldn’t afford the full price of the advertising on the radio station, so he proposed offering the morning guy (me) flight lessons in trade for a portion of the ad cost. I, in turn, would share with my au...