First off, I’M SORRY! I didn’t submit a column last week, and you were all subjected to read just Sara’s column, blah. I was off and away at my last soldier’s bachelor party. An end of an era for me as I realized I’m officially old. Now, in keeping with one of the three veteran bachelor party rules, 1) no touching, 2) anything is game unless law enforcement shows up, then we obey ever...