Embrace the “pp!”
I’ll let that thought sink in for a hot second until you’re feeling sufficiently scandalized before I explain. And no, Mitzel is not ghost-writing this article. There’s a good chance that either Boss #1 (Diane) or Boss #2 (Bob) might also delve into this topic in their articles, and if so, I’m sure their analysis will be more humorous and informative than mine, but here it goes.
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